Sip Happens: Totes for the Grit-Soaked Grapevine

Tote Your Sass, Sip Your Truth

Wanna have some fun poking the wine culture? You bet your sass—and now you can carry it.

These Sip Happens totes aren’t just for hauling bottles and baguettes. They’re for hauling opinions, side-eyes, and the kind of sarcasm that pairs well with anything fermented. From vineyard shade to tasting room truth bombs, this collection lets you sip, snark, and strut.
This collection of wine-themed tote bags is for those who carry opinions as boldly as they carry bottles. Whether you’re hauling groceries, sneaking a bottle into book club, or just making a statement at the farmer’s market, these totes say what your face might not.
Designed for the wine lover who’s tired of tasting notes and vineyard virtue-signaling, each bag delivers a dose of sarcasm with a splash of snark. From “I Pair Well With Regret” to “Decanted and Uncensored,” these designs are equal parts irreverent and iconic.
Missouri, Napa, France—no region is safe. These bags throw shade at wine snobs, tasting room pretension, and the cult of cork worship. They’re perfect for gifting to your favorite wine rebel or keeping for yourself as a daily reminder that wine should be fun, not fussy.
If you believe wine is best served with laughter and a little side-eye, this is your carry-all collection. Because sometimes the best pairing is sarcasm and canvas.