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Become a Bag & Bard Affiliate Today
You’re not just joining a program—you’re joining a movement. One stitched with folklore, margin transparency, and soul-rich storytelling. Whether you're a wine ritualist, insulation evangelist, or parody-loving creator, your voice belongs here.
🍷 What You’ll Earn
•     15% commission on every sale you inspire
•     Transparent margin math—no smoke, no mirrors
•     Lifetime attribution: your link, your legacy
🧵 What You’ll Share
•     Tees that teach, comfort, and provoke
•     Folklore-rich product language that sparks conversation
•     Accessibility-first design, SEO-optimized and soul-approved
📜 What You’ll Receive
•     Custom affiliate dashboard
🪶 Who We’re Looking For
•        Creators who value clarity, humor, and legacy
•        Advocates for accessibility, comfort, and teachable moments
•        Collaborators who riff, remix, and empower

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Let’s build comfort, clarity, and folklore—one commission at a time.

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