This tee is a wearable toast to 80s excess and emotional confusion. Featuring a chaotic cocktail lineup—Long Island Iced Tea, Bartles & James, and the ever-questionable White Zinfandel—it’s perfect for anyone who’s ever tried to look sophisticated while sipping something pink and suspicious.
•     Soft blush cotton with bold black text
•     Satirical nod to the drinks that shaped your questionable decisions
•     Ideal for wine tastings, retro brunches, or breakup recovery rituals
•     Pairs well with nostalgia, sarcasm, and emotional ventilation
Whether you were there or just wish you had been, this tee lets you relive the Friday Afternoon Club in all its fizzy, fermented glory.  
This semi-fitted tee skims the body and gives a flattering look without feeling tight. The soft, lightweight fabric makes it easy to wear on its own or layer under a jacket.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Ring Spun Sport Grey color is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.5 oz./yd.² (153 g/m²)
• Semi-fitted
• Side-seamed construction
• Narrow-width rib collar
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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