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Eggshell cotton t-shirt laid flat with bold black text reading “Plonk; noun. Cheap wine, better than White Zinfandel.” Surrounded by retro wine props and blush-toned accents.
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Plonk Cheap Wine T-shirt - Better than White Zinfandel

$35.50
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This tee is for the unapologetic sipper, the budget sommelier, the one who knows that legacy isn’t about price—it’s about survival and storytelling. Plonk...the meh! of wine. Better than White Zinfandel.  Whether you’re toasting with a twist-top or reminiscing over boxed blush, this shirt honors the folklore of frugality and the romance of resilience.
•     Soft cotton, vintage sass
•     Perfect for wine tastings, breakup rituals, or Tuesday
•     Pairs well with irony and a splash of defiance
Somebody has to drink it. Might as well look good doing it.  Want a tee with a flattering fit and sturdy construction? Look no further. Men’s boxy tee is the best choice for relaxed streetwear looks and layering. With a reinforced neckline and luxe feel, this shirt will be your go-to choice season after season.

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 7 oz./yd.² (237.34 g/m²)
• Oversized relaxed fit
• Drop shoulder sleeves
• Ribbed collar reinforced neckline
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
S 28 ¼ 34-37
M 29 ¼ 38-41
L 30 ¼ 42-45
XL 31 ¼ 46-49
2XL 32 ½ 50-53
3XL 33 ½ 54-57
4XL 34 ¼ 58-61
Care

To maintain the beauty and integrity of your purchase, we recommend treating it with care. Simple maintenance practices, such as gentle washing and proper storage, can effectively preserve the longevity of your favorites. We encourage you to refer to the care instructions included with each item, designed to help you keep your purchase in top condition.

Design

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