Some days call for clarity. Others call for Cabernet. Wine Is The Answer Tee is for the ones who’ve stopped pretending they have it all figured out—and started pouring instead. Whether you're sipping through a harvest moon or just trying to survive another group text, this is your wearable permission slip to let go, laugh, and refill.
Rooted in resilience and fermented in forgetfulness, it’s a tribute to the rituals that keep us grounded—even when the answers are lost and the bottle’s half gone. If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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