For the drinker who’s done pretending.
This funny t-shirt calls out wine snobbery with a snarky definition that hits where it hurts: “The ancient art of pretending your palate is better than your personality.” Whether you’re sipping from a solo cup or swirling with sass, this humorous shirt invites laughter, side-eyes, and solidarity. Soft, breathable, and built for those who taste with soul—not superiority - the perfect gift for the wine lover or anyone wishing to poke a little humor at the bane of tasting rooms. If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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