Wine Snobbery Thelethon T-shirt
Description
Wine Snobbery: Telethon for the Cure Tee
Tired of pretentious pours and palate posturing? This bold funny wine tee calls it out with satirical flair. Featuring a faux telethon design and the unforgettable “1-800-ShutUp” hotline, it’s perfect for wine lovers who sip with soul and laugh with bite. Soft cotton, unapologetic wine humor, and wearable satire rebellion—operators are standing by (not really). Whether you’re looking for a workout or capsule t-shirt—here’s your new fave. The modern classic fit combined with moisture-management fabric will make sure you look your best during any activity. No sweat stains or ill-fitting fabric! Meet the shirt:
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.5 oz./yd.² (186 g/m²)
• DryBlend® moisture-management fabric
• Modern classic fit
• Rib collar in classic width
• Taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability
• Tear-away label for 0 chafing
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 34-37 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 38-41 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 42-45 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 46-49 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 50-53 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 54-57 | 22 ¾ |
Care
To maintain the beauty and integrity of your purchase, we recommend treating it with care. Simple maintenance practices, such as gentle washing and proper storage, can effectively preserve the longevity of your favorites. We encourage you to refer to the care instructions included with each item, designed to help you keep your purchase in top condition.
Design
Our dedication to excellence extends beyond materials; it encompasses the artistry and craftsmanship illustrated in every piece we create.